April Fools’ Day special project.
A side story starring Elibel.
Disregards the main story, contains heavy parody. Please be advised.
That day, Elibel was conducting a certain magical experiment in her research lab.
Her expression was the epitome of seriousness. (Though she has no facial muscles.)
Research upon research, honing her skills to the utmost.
She had finally arrived at the state she had sought.
「I did it! I did it…! Now…now my long-held dream will come true!」
Despite being just a bare skull without flesh or skin, a smile seemed to spread across her face… or so it appeared.
The flames below her raged fiercely, and her staff gave off an ominous light.
This represented her current emotions, one could say.
A magical circle’s light glowed at her feet.
She recited an incantation, activating the spell.
She involuntarily laughed.
Yes, this was a dream.
An endless, unfulfilled dream in life.
It had all been a distant, unattainable future.
But she had grabbed hold of it.
Her dream was about to become reality now.
Elibel uttered the name of the magical technique:
「Activate – Fully Automated Shota Golem Generation Magic Circle!」
…Yes, I’m sure you’re all shocked.
That’s right, this is a technique to automatically manufacture golem homunculi.
And not just any homunculi, but an endless supply of the pure, innocent boys Elibel desires, using the dungeon’s stored magical energy to freely generate them – a magic circle laying bare her lustful desires.
Why is she doing this, you ask?
It all started several weeks ago.
「Uwaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! I can’t take it anymore! I’ve reached my limit! My patience has run out! Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!」
Elibel was howling alone in her empty research room.
She was vomiting out her raw emotions, unfiltered, using words as a means to externalize them.
But those words lacked the reason they should intrinsically possess.
Even a beast’s threatening roar would have more dignity.
She had reached her limit of endurance.
Just seeing them from afar – no, seeing the images sent back from the bird-type golem homunculi I’ve sent out to scout – and using that as fap material day after day… I can’t endure it anymore!
I want to rush up and embrace them!
To touch their cheeks, savor the feeling, stick my nose into their short hair and sniff their scent, enjoy their bodies without end or reserve!
But considering the dungeon and the way that idiot would react, I can’t let myself make such a foolish mistake.
I still have some shred of reason left.
At least enough to barely, just barely hold myself back from unleashing my desires if it would involve the others in the dungeon.
But even that frayed, gossamer-thin reason had reached its limit.
Like an ancient, worn rubber band stretched to the breaking point, it had finally snapped.
I want to get close to them.
I want to touch them.
I want to lick them.
I want to ■■■■ them.
I want to ■■■■ them and then ■■■■ them while they are on top of each other. I want to do everything I can!
Elibel’s desires churned within her like a raging storm, thick and viscous as the finest quality lotion.
Far too unbearable.
Normally, a traveler simply waits patiently for a storm to pass.
But she resisted.
She resolved to stand firmly against the mighty tempest brewing within her, like a bottomless mire.
She thought – how can I satisfy this urge?
She thought, and thought, and thought, comforting herself occasionally for clarity, and thought, and thought―――
Finally, the genius known as the peak of human intellect found the answer:
―――If there are no shotas around, I’ll just have to make my own, won’t I?
What can I say?
She felt as if she had received a revelation.
Her own idea terrified her.
Terrified, she took comfort in fantasizing about the scene when her dream came true.
The next day, refreshed, she diligently worked on developing the magic circle with a cheerful expression.
She completed the fundamental theory.
To embody her ideal, it required vast magical power and the highest grade materials.
Luckily, the dungeon had more than enough magical energy.
If it fell short, I could siphon every last drop from that idiot (battery).
For the greater purpose – no, for the sake of his precious subordinates – that idiot would gladly provide magical energy.
Great accomplishments always require sacrifice.
The real issue was obtaining the materials.
She could acquire most within the dungeon (primarily by carving up Earth), but some had to be brought in from outside.
What to do?
The answer was simple:
She just had to hunt them down.
After all, she had a convenient pawn she could use.
「Say, Robun… could you fetch me a tempest wolf’s liver and the materials on this list?」
「Huh? Tempest wolves? You mean that mythical disaster-designated species? I don’t even know where to find them. And even if I did, I suspect I’d have trouble fighting one… Anyway, the other materials here are also incredibly rare and valuable. Just what are you planning to do?」
「Please, don’t ask for details, okay? But I swear – this is for the dungeon. For Tsugumin and Tres. To make the dungeon a place they can live in peace… you’re the only one I can rely on for this.」
Elibel’s plea pierced through Robun’s core.
「Guh! I-I understand, Elibel! Leave it to me!」
Robun dashed out of the dungeon with great enthusiasm.
At this rate, he would obtain the desired materials by any means necessary.
To fulfill her desires.
Yet her words to Robun were no lies.
Without completing her shota production magic circle, her urges would inevitably target Tres and Tsugumin.
So she wasn’t lying.
This was for the dungeon.
Elibel would satisfy her cravings, and Tres and Tsugumi’s chastity would remain intact.
Wasn’t it an ideal world where everyone could find happiness?
Truly, Elibel was a genius.
Then, a few days later―――
A knock sounded at Elibel’s door.
Granting entry, it was Robun who stepped inside.
His appearance was tattered and torn.
Cracks ran along his bones in several places, and the flames in his eye sockets flickered weakly.
Signs of intense battle could be seen.
「…You obtained them?」
「Yes, after scouring the entire continent, I finally located them. Although after finding them came the real challenge… But I succeeded, Elibel! I got them!」
With a heavy thud, Robun dropped the sack he was carrying.
Inside was the liver of a disaster-class Tempest Wolf.
There were also materials from numerous king-class designated monsters.
If these were sold in a human town, they could fetch enough money for someone to live luxuriously for generations.
Yet the shitty genius standing before him planned to toss them in the gutter for her grand ambition.
Still, scouring the entire continent and collecting all this alone even with the dungeon’s teleportation gates to ease travel was quite a feat.
Without a doubt, Robun had grown stronger as a monster since then.
Elibel inspected the materials, the flames in her eye sockets flickering contentedly.
「Yes… these seem to be exactly the materials I requested…」
「So with this, the dungeon will be… everyone will be… saved?」
「Yes, with this Tres and Tsugumin… everyone will be saved. Thank you, Robun. This is all thanks to you.」
That single sentence filled Robun’s chest.
Ah, it was worth struggling.
His efforts had been rewarded.
「Please rest well. Oh, and I’ll be conducting some magical experiments, so tell everyone not to enter the lab, okay?」
Robun responded and left the room.
「Fufu… at last… it’s finally time.」
Having used her convenient slave (Robun) to gather materials, Elibel immediately began her experiments, a sinister smile on her face.
Naturally, I couldn’t let anyone or that idiot even catch wind of this.
If they found out, they would try to stop me by any means necessary.
So she proceeded cautiously, carefully assembling the magic circle bit by bit.
She took particular care in determining the appearance and personality to input.
A boy who simply doted on her like a slave and obeyed her every whim wouldn’t do.
At times he would be like a loyal butler, heedless of himself as he gave advice.
At times he would possess a carnal lust, greedy to devour his master’s flesh.
Yet he would also have a soothing air about him, like a cat napping in a sunbeam.
How to handle puberty… should I induce voice changes?
Hair and skin color.
Height, weight, personality, sexual tendencies, gestures, little habits…
Endless, endless considerations!
Her desires knew no bounds!
To think she could be so vulgar and base!
「Fufu… how shameless… to think I am such a greedy, foolish, vulgar human, stained by desire…」
The wise (foolish) sage smiled grimly at her self-deprecation.
Utterly reprehensible by any measure.
And the magic circle was complete.
She focused her mind.
Remember – always envision the ultimate shota.
And Elibel began her incantation:
「―――The body is made of desire」
「―――The pounding pulse, those soft lips yet unable to form words」
It was a song.
From a story she had loved long ago.
The tale of a boy who survived unthinkable disaster and wished to become a champion of justice.
Elibel had cherished that story.
She saw herself in the protagonist, empathizing deeply.
The unfulfilled longing.
The empty false self, forever incomplete.
Yet still struggling on, believing answers lay ahead if she kept marching forth in this fool’s errand.
Ah, how beautiful that struggle was…
The asura’s path through the endless wilderness, forging ahead relentlessly.
It mirrored her own confrontation with the beast within, the lurking desires.
「―――Surely that magic circle was made of shota.」
The incantation ended.
All that remained was to channel power into the circle and activate it.
She focused her energy.
The magic activated.
The room exploded with power, the magic circle glowing ominously.
She laughed involuntarily.
Come, let us enjoy this sublime moment.
Something slowly began to take shape above the circle, forming into a humanoid figure and gradually becoming a boy.
He wasn’t nude.
Deliberately, yes, deliberately she had generated him clothed.
On his back she had placed something (a cloth) Earth complained was a nuisance to carry.
What a bewitching item!
Just equipping it increased the forbidden thrill.
That’s right… the sight alone nearly brought Elibel to climax.
In what seemed an eternity yet mere tens of seconds, the shota-type golem homunculus was complete.
Slowly opening his eyes, the boy tilted his head quizzically.
Shoot, that gesture… so good.
Like a moth drawn to lamplight, Elibel slowly approached the boy.
Ah, the scant few meters between them seemed endless.
And she stood before the boy.
He did not flee.
Only kept gazing at her with clear, guileless eyes, head tilted in puzzlement.
―――My ideal boy was right there.
Elibel exhaled an astonished breath.
So this was why.
She had been born into this world for this very day.
All those bitter, lonely days of courtship in life.
The days of anguish after her revival as a skeleton, unable to approach boys and girls.
It had all been rewarded.
She had won.
Against her own fate.
Against the beastly lusts within her.
「…Let’s find happiness together…」
She spoke to the boy.
He smiled, though the words meant nothing to him.
Still, the overwhelming sage aura Elibel radiated brought him comfort.
She would now claim this boy’s innocence for her own.
Like a unicorn that only shows itself to a maiden pure of heart.
「Come, show me everything, let me feel you, offer your warmth to me…」
Speaking so, the wise sage extended her defiling claws towards the innocent boy, intent on making him her own―――
There, Elibel awoke from her dream.
What was going on?
She glanced around in confusion.
This was her familiar room.
No magic circle, no shota anywhere.
There’s no way such a vivid, realistic dream could exist!
And to leave me hanging just when it was getting good, how awful!
Then, a muffled voice spoke from somewhere:
―――The rest continues in Nocturne…。
It was the nasal tone of a bespectacled pig.
Elibel inhaled sharply.
「How dare you toy with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!」
Her rage continued unabated for seven days and nights.
But everyone were accustomed by now, dismissing it as another “usual rampage.”
Ultimately, thanks to Earth and the others’ efforts, while utilizing fully armored earth dragon golem and the white powder, the damage was minimized and Tres and Tsugumi’s chastity remained intact, or so I hear.
The End ☆
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